I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctors' offices on everything from tissues to note pads. This one should get First prize...
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/748/securedownloadwn.jpg
I e-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend; he e-mailed back:
"If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.
(make me raugh out roud!)
