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    Thread: How Many Christians Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

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      Default How Many Christians Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

      How Many Christians Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
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      Charismatic: Only one. Hands are already in the air.

      Pentecostal: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray
      against the spirit of darkness.

      Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined
      times.

      Roman Catholics: None. Candles only.

      Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb and three
      committees to approve the change and decide who brings the
      potato salad.

      Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix
      the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one
      was.

      Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb and four wives to
      tell him how to do it.

      Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of
      or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own
      journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is
      fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance
      about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we
      will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including
      incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all
      of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

      Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull,
      or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb,
      turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. A church-wide lighting service is
      planned for Sunday. Bring a bulb of your choice and a covered
      dish.

      Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men
      review church lighting policy.

      Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

      Amish: What's a light bulb?


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