Wrestling Desires - Home of Sports Entertainment Community

User Tag List

  • Amused
  • Angry
  • Annoyed
  • Awesome
  • Bemused
  • Cocky
  • Cool
  • Crazy
  • Crying
  • Depressed
  • Down
  • Drunk
  • Embarrased
  • Enraged
  • Friendly
  • Geeky
  • Godly
  • Happy
  • Hateful
  • Hungry
  • Innocent
  • Meh
  • Piratey
  • Poorly
  • Sad
  • Secret
  • Shy
  • Sneaky
  • Tired
  • Wtf
  • Results 1 to 2 of 2

    Thread: Water Closet

    1. #1
      Administrator
      Yes! Yes! Yes!
       
      I am:
      Friendly
       
      Oldschool's Avatar
      Join Date
      May 2008
      Posts
      46,155
      Post Thanks / Like
      WD Coins
      21,166,263,511,884 (110,274 Banked)
      Mentioned
      22 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      Quoted
      36 Post(s)
      vCash
      990
      vBActivity - Stats
      Points
      17,713
      Level
      37
      vBActivity - Bars
      Lv. Percent
      87.11%
      Achievements Posts

      Default Water Closet

      In the days when you couldn’t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for “Water Closet”.
      She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC. The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a “Wayside Chapel” near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds.
      So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:
      Dear Madam,
      I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of going regularly.
      It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC as it was there that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions on their faces. We can take photos in different angle.
      My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost! a year since she went last, which pains her greatly. You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.
      The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters. We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since many feel it is long needed. I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.
      With deepest regards,
      The Schoolmaster
      The Woman fainted reading the reply…….. and she never visited India!!!!





      Please order your ul.to account from here to help cover costs - thanks for your support, you guys rock !!!!!
      Code:
      http://ul.to/ref/3078460

    2. #2
      WD's Uploadaholic!!
      I'm BACK!!!
       
      I am:
      ----
       

      Join Date
      Sep 2011
      Location
      Cairo , Egypt
      Age
      28
      Posts
      2,532
      Post Thanks / Like
      WD Coins
      478 (0 Banked)
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      Quoted
      0 Post(s)
      vCash
      500
      vBActivity - Stats
      Points
      488
      Level
      7
      vBActivity - Bars
      Lv. Percent
      95.67%
      Achievements Posts

      Default

      hahahahahah
      If you want a specific file hoster pm it to me!!! :D



      HELP me by buying premium accounts from uploaded.net using this link:
      http://uploaded.net/ref/3078460





    Thread Information

    Users Browsing this Thread

    There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

    Posting Permissions

    • You may not post new threads
    • You may not post replies
    • You may not post attachments
    • You may not edit your posts
    •  

    Important Site Information