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    Thread: Little Johnny Jokes

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      LITTLE JOHNNY... STAND UP

      A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

      After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

      "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

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      LITTLE JOHNNY... BIG WORD

      The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?"

      Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"

      The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"

      Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."

      The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful."

      Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job. I'm talking about jerking off."

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      LITTLE JOHNNY... THE WAY YOU THINK

      Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

      Little Johnny: "None."

      Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

      Little Johnny: "None."

      Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

      Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

      Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

      Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

      Teacher: "Sure."

      Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

      Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

      Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."

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