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      LITTLE JOHNNY... QUIT BUGGING ME

      While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"

      Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.

      Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.

      Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"

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      LITTLE JOHNNY... SALESMAN

      A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.

      Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"

      Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."

      Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"

      Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."

      Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"

      Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."

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      LITTLE JOHNNY... MAKE A SENTENCE

      Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail.

      Little Johnny says, "De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."

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      SEX ED

      At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV.
      Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. “Great,” said the teacher, “that's very important. ”
      Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. “Well, that has to do with it too,” said the teacher.
      Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, “Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education.”
      “Yes it does,” said Johnny, ” it taught those Indians not to fuck with John Wayne.”

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      A NIGHT'S SLEEP

      On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself out late and decided to look for a place to rest the night. He finally found a hut in the middle of the woods and knocked on the door. An old man answered, and he agreed to give Johhny a bed for the night on one condition: the man's teenaged daughter would be in the other bed, and Johnny was not to touch her or disturb her sleep in any way. Johnny agreed, but changed his mind when he saw how beautiful the sleeping girl was and, while she didn't respond to his caresses, she didn't push him away either.
      The next morning, Johnny awoke alone, but he figured the girl had gone to do her chores and he eagerly awaited her return. Instead the old man walked in, wiping the tears from his eyes. “What's wrong?” asked Johnny. “Oh, I've just come back from the cemetery -- we had my little girl's funeral this morning. But thank you so much for sitting up with her body last night.”

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      LITTLE JOHNNY... SNAKES AND BUSHES

      Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, "A bush."

      The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he's in the shower. He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?" His father replies, "It is a snake."

      A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, "What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?" She replies, "Headlights."

      A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. He yells, "Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!"

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      LITTLE JOHNNY'S STORK

      Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
      His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
      Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

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      LITTLE JOHNNY... BABY TALK

      Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"

      "No," says his mom, "Of course not."

      After Little Johnny runs back outside, his mom hears him yell to his friend, "It's OK, we can keep playing!"

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      LITTLE JOHNNY'S SUBSITUTE TEACHER

      Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school. When he reaches his classroom he looks inside and sees a sub instead of his regular teacher. Johnny sits down and the teacher says, “Now students, my name is Ms. Prussy. Not the other word, this word has an r after the first letter.” Johnny started laughing. An hour later he forgot her name and said, “Your name has an r after the first letter -- is it Ms. Crunt?”

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      LITTLE JOHNNY... THANKSGIVING GREETINGS

      One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman."

      The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked what "penis" and "vagina" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats."

      At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh f**k!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut."

      A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas -- we can't wait to f**k the turkey!"

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