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    Thread: Break Out Of Jail

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      Default Break Out Of Jail

      A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns
      and finds a young couple in bed.
      He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,
      while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
      kisses her neck,
      then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
      While he's in there,

      the husband tells his wife:

      "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
      probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I
      saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
      complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
      nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry,
      he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

      To which his wife responds:

      "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told
      me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any
      Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you
      too!!"
      Last edited by Available; 09-27-2013 at 09:17 AM.

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      Lol dam that was funny.
      If you enjoy the download, click the like button as that will show us what to keep posting

      If you have any problems or question please tag me in the post with @myname or private message me.


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      lol!!!





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      WOW, thats funny


      http://adf.ly/1390328/thank-you

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      hahahaha great..thanks for the share
         

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