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    Thread: New drugs for women

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      Question New drugs for women

      D A M N I T O L -----
      Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

      E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N ----
      Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

      ST. M O M M A'S W O R T ----
      Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

      P E P T O B I M B O ----
      Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

      D U M B E R O L ----
      When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

      F L I P I T O R ----
      Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

      M E N I C I L L I N ----
      Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "

      BUYAGRA ----
      Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

      J A C K A S S P I R I N ----
      Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

      A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T ----
      A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

      N A G A M E N T ----
      When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
      Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who can handle it.



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      lol!!! A few of those are scary!





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