An old Indian chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. government official "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen War, and the damage we have caused. But what about the technological advances and progress we have made?"
The chief nodded. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief replied, "White men find land. Indian running it. No taxes. No debt. Buffalo plenty. Beaver plenty. Clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian men spend all day hunting and fishing. All night having sex." The Chief then smiles... "Only white men dumb enough to think you could improve system like that."