Three gay guys die in a car crash. All are cremated. After the cremation, their boyfriends discuss what is going to become of their respective lovers ashes.
The first lover says: "My lover was a sailor, he loved to sail accross seas. I am going to throw his ashes into the ocean!"
The second lover says:"My lover was a pilot, he loved to fly. I am going to get onto a plane and scatter his ashes into the air!"
The third lover says: "My boyfriend was a great lover, he loved to fuck. I am going to mix his ashes into a bowl of the hottest chili and let him tear up my arsehole one more time!!"