A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the
mall was packed. Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked
up and noticed her husband was nowhere around and she was very upset
because they had a lot to do. She used her cell phone to call her
husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.
The husband in a calm voice said, “honey remember the jewelry store we
went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond
necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it
for you one day.” His wife said crying, “Yes.. I remember that jewelry store.” . .
He said, well I'm in the bar next to it.